My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
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whenever kirk is off on a mission or something and spock is left in charge of the enterprise, mccoy just sort of
wanders in
it’s like he has this sense that spock is going to need someone to disagree with him in order to move the plot along in the next three minutes!!!
it’s great
#NURSE CHAPEL WATCH THE PATIENTS #MY SENSORS TELL ME THAT SPOCK IS BEING WRONG ON THE BRIDGE
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So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
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breaking news mass epidemic of journalists smooching vampires
“Oh my vord, I can hear ze little heartbeat!”
In Which Sacharissa has Otto’s child first and Otto is incredibly in love with his lil daughter* and an awkward lanky William is confused about the new anklebiter cuz he’s the one who’s actually married to Sacharissa, this weird relationship with Otto aside**, but also very happy for Otto and Sacharissa who are a bit older than him and gets him a bit of parenting practice in- after all, he hasn’t had much of a parenting example set for him before.
*Many many attempts at a family portrait of all four of them ensue.
**Not that William doesn’t love both Otto and Sacharissa, and at the same time he’s also a bit relieved that his child isn’t first. It’s just a good thing that he runs most of the media in Ankh Morpork because this is the kind of scandal that the enterprising public interest loves to chew on.
oh
my god
this is the cutest fricking thing ever look at william’s noodle legs and hair poof and A BABY!!! and sacharissa and otto also being babies everyone is babies and oh my god family portraits
RIP me cause of death: cute patoot newspaper families goodbye friends i’ve lived a good life
So I saw a post on how American Apparel markets unisex clothing, but I couldn’t actually find a unisex section on their website. I did however notice this. The sweatshirts one is particularly illuminating.
Selling men’s clothes to men, and selling women’s bodies to… ?
American Apparel is really fucking horrible for many, many reasons, but here’s another example.
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apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
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Person: JJ, I want you to make some chocolate chip cookies.
JJ: [Returns several hours later with an apple pie mashed into a cookie box]
Person: … this is an apple pie mashed into a cookie box.
JJ: No, it’s chocolate chip cookies. Made for people like me, who hate chocolate!
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i have to add the wonder woman one to the top of my blog!!!
UGH I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THAT STATUE
I thought it was time to give some thought to what the Doctor-assistant relationship is, what function the assistant has on the show, how Doctor Who distributes personal qualities by gender, and why I now hate this lovely show that I used to love.Damn, this rings true and it breaks my (1) heart.
“[in Moffat’s Who] the woman is not of interest for her character or her abilities, but for some fundamental mystery in her being. The mystery isn’t even a secret she’s keeping, something over which she has control- it’s something she does not know about, that the Doctor must puzzle out in his own mind. It’s not about her- it’s about what’s wrong with her. When Steven Moffat took over Doctor Who, women became a problem.”
I love this article.
This puts an interesting spin on my growing distaste with the show. I don’t agree with it 100%, but it raises some VERY valid points.
